The Elastic Band Theory Article Five by Francesca Burke

The Elastic Band Theory Article V | Local artist sells elastic effigy of Botticelli’s ‘The Birth of Venus’ to the highest bidder

Article I Article II Article III Article IV By Connor St. James, local reporter 3rd March Upton Chipping-on-the-River resident Ms. Tiffany Crawley has sold a life-sized depiction of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus, for the sum of £100,000. Ms. Crawley, … Continue reading The Elastic Band Theory Article V | Local artist sells elastic effigy of Botticelli’s ‘The Birth of Venus’ to the highest bidder

The Elastic Band Theory Article III by Francesca Burke

The Elastic Band Theory Article III | Local resident holds rubber band sculpture exhibition

Article I Article II By Connor St. James, local reporter 20th December Upton Chipping-on-the-River resident Tiffany Crawley has been named as the Upton Chipping-on-the-River Town Hall Museum and Gallery resident artist over the Christmas period. Ms. Crawley is an elastic … Continue reading The Elastic Band Theory Article III | Local resident holds rubber band sculpture exhibition

The Elastic Band Theory Article II by Francesca Burke

The Elastic Band Theory Article II | Local residents’ association Facebook group mistaken for terrorist cell

Article I By Connor St. James, local reporter 18th November A local residents’ Facebook group was investigated by police this week after incendiary and violent language was flagged up on Facebook’s system. Police raided the home of Mrs. Barbara Ophelia … Continue reading The Elastic Band Theory Article II | Local residents’ association Facebook group mistaken for terrorist cell

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The Elastic Band Theory Article I | Local homeowners complain about neighbour’s elastic garden ornaments

By Connor St. James, local reporter 4th September Residents of Wisteria Avenue, Upton Chipping-on-the-River, have officially complained to Upton Chipping-on-the-River Council about the eccentric garden ornament choices of their neighbour, Ms. Tiffany Crawley. According to the Wisteria Avenue Residents’ Group … Continue reading The Elastic Band Theory Article I | Local homeowners complain about neighbour’s elastic garden ornaments