The Elastic Band Theory Article I | Local homeowners complain about neighbour’s elastic garden ornaments

By Connor St. James, local reporter 4th September Residents of Wisteria Avenue, Upton Chipping-on-the-River, have officially complained to Upton Chipping-on-the-River Council about the eccentric garden ornament choices of their neighbour, Ms. Tiffany Crawley. According to the Wisteria Avenue Residents’ Group (WARG), Ms. Crawley, who is originally from Glasgow, is thought to have moved to the …